Son tells his mom he is going out… Mom: Where are you going? Son: Just to the movies Mom: With who? Son: Just friends Mom: oh… what's the girls name Son: what?… oh fine it's Jane Mom: I hope it's not a sexual date Son: wtf, no mom! Mom: Good ill expect you home at 11 Son: well what if it had been a sexual one? Mom: Then i'd expect you back at 11:05
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