Three pregnant women are sitting on a couch, knitting some baby clothes. After a while the first one stops and takes some calcium tablets. The other two ask her why she took it, and she says "because I want the baby to be strong", then continues with her knitting.
A while later the second one stops and takes some fish oil tablets. The other two ask her why, and she says "because I want the baby to be smart", then continues with her knitting.
A while later the third one stops and take some thalidomide. The other two say "Are you insane? Why'd you take that?!" And she replies with:
"Because I don't know how to knit arms."
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