In Alaska your nearest neighbour is miles away and no one else is around. So a man calls his neighbour and asks him if he wants to come over for a party. "There'll be drinking, there'll be fighting and there might be some fucking" he says "that sounds great! Who's going to be there" "just you and me".
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