Rodeo Position

Two old cowboys are sitting around a campfire and drinking. Somewhat drunk and not in the best frame of mind one turns to the other and say’s “I miss my missus, but when we make love it’s always the same”. Somewhat taken aback, but curious nonetheless, the other cowboy asks “how’s that?” “We always use the old missionary position” the old cowboy replies. Thinking about this the other cowboy says “If you want some excitement you need to try the Rodeo position”. The cowboy says “What’s that?” “Well you start off doggie style, behind her. Then you lean forward and with your right hand grab her right breast, and with your left hand grab her left breast, with your face beside her head you whisper gently in her ear, “Yep feels just like your sister”, and then hold on for dear life.”