(pensively):
Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Rosemary, because I just added the song "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts" to my favourites playlist.
(lightheartedly):
I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.
[Laugh here]
(Joke sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)
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