Two people were left standing at the national poetry contest, the Harvard grad and the highschool drop out.
The regulators gave the rules for the final round, "a word will be given and each contestant will be given 5 minutes to develop a poem using the word". The word was selected and the Harvard grad was drawn to go first, the word Timbuktu….
Harvard steps to the mic, clears his throat and begins:
"Across the bleak and dreary sand Trekked a meek and weary band Men on camel two by two Deatination Timbuktu"
The croud applauds the obvious skill of the Harvard man.
Then the high school drop out approaches the microphone. He snorts, gravels his throat, and proceeds to spit onto the floor off the stage. The words that follow:
"Me and Tim and huntin went Found three whores in a pop up tent They was many and we was few So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
The drop out won hands down.
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