Little Billy is late for school

Little Billy is late for school. Mrs. Jones, his teacher, is upset not only because he happens to be late, but because he has been fowl-mouthed for the last few months. “Why are you late for school?” Mrs. Jones asked as soon as Billy entered the door. “Well” said Billy, “I was coming here on my horse and buggy when the god-damn buggy broke and a shard of wood from of it went right up the horse’s ass”. “Billy!” replied Mrs. Jones, “Watch your language! God-damn is a swear and it’s rectum, not ass”. Billy looked confused for a moment and replied… “Rectum?… Fuckin Killed ‘em!”