They get to the pearly gates and are surrounded by clocks. So the Jew asks St. Peter " Yo Pete what's up with all these clocks?" St. Peter looks over his tri focal glasses and says" Every time you masturbate the clock goes around once, yours is right over there. It goes around about once a week." The catholic giggles a little and the Jew asks " where is his?" pointing to the catholic. " His is right over there, goes around once a day and twice on Sunday." St Peter says with a smirk. The Jew and the catholic look at the colored boy whose eyes are as big as saucers with a horrified look on his face. " What about him?" "Oh his in Jesus's room, he uses it for a fan.
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