Spent two hours at the grocery store getting a ton of food so she didn't have to make the trip. What do I get in return?
Text from GF: "This bread sticks to my teeth a lot"
My response: "DOUGH!"
GF: "Ha…… Ha…."
me: "I was hoping you'd loaf it"
GF: "Where's the cheese emoticon?"
me: "Wheat a second, I'll try & find one"
GF: "I'm rolling my eyes and shaking my head"
me: "No cheese emoticon… Chibatta call Apple & tell em to get on that".
me: "Will butter do instead? Cuz I'm on a roll"
GF: no further response… will update if saga continues.
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