Drove past a cemetery today. Kid in back seat, wife in front. I said "Look! people are dying to get in there". Then, " that is the dead centre of town "… & as always " the Council says you cannot be buried there if you live within 5 miles of that cemetery" Wife stated …. " you need new cemetery jokes".
Help!
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