I was in rare form last night

by admin on October 31, 2015

Her: My ex-boyfriend is a podiatrist
Me: Did he sweep you off your feet?
Her: Well when we met he was a thoracic surgeon
Me: Oh so he must've stolen your heart
Her: Actually he specialized in lungs
Me: Ah, he took your breath away!

Definitely one of my finer moments

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