An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.

by admin on June 21, 2016

Husband :“Don’t do it! I swear you are going regret it for the rest of your life. Your’e dumb if you say it…! Don’t say yes. No! Aw dang, he actually did it! What an idiot!

by admin on June 21, 2016

So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day

by admin on June 21, 2016

What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?

by admin on June 21, 2016

My husband got my daughter today. Eye rolling occurred…

by admin on June 21, 2016

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

by admin on June 21, 2016

USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows’ beef

by admin on June 21, 2016

I saw an Audi that had been in a rear ender.

by admin on June 21, 2016

I ironed my corduroy pants last night.

by admin on June 21, 2016

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