From the monthly archives:

May 2016

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

by admin on May 29, 2016

My friend just asked me how my dad is.

by admin on May 29, 2016

I swear im not drunk

by admin on May 29, 2016

I love the smell of my F5 key…

by admin on May 29, 2016

Whoever invented the door knocker,

by admin on May 29, 2016