When I was stationed in Wales, I was stuck on a farm miles away from nowhere.

by admin on April 3, 2014

Stationed with me were six other guys, and not a single female. After two weeks of masturbating, I finally asked them, "What is it you guys do to get off around here?"

They responded, "Well, if you really wanna know… we fuck the sheep."

"No way," I said.

They insisted, "Yeah, you just go out into the field at night, pick one out and have your way with it."

"I can't see myself doing that…"

Sure enough, a few nights later I was feeling so lonely and just had to find myself something to poke. I sneaked out to the fields, picked out one of the sheep and took it behind a bush. As I was going to town, I started to hear laughter on the other side of the bush.

I popped out, and saw all six of the other guys pointing and dying with laughter.

"You dicks!" I yelled. "I should have known you were all full of shit!"

"We're not!" one of them replied. "We all fuck the sheep."

"Then why are you laughing?" I asked.

"Well you picked the ugliest one!"

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