Two men walk into a bar

by admin on August 12, 2014

Mick goes up to the bartender and says "a pint of stout for me and what about you Donkey?". Donley stutters out his answer "a p-p-p-vodka f-f-f-for me". When it comes to the next round Mick says "you're alright Donkey, I'll get this one… what are you having?" To which Donkey replies "gimme a s-s-s-s-s-sttttt, stttttt, gimme a brandy". So Mick goes to the bar and says " a stout for me and a brandy for Donkey".

This continues over a few rounds until Mick needs to go to the bathroom so he says "get em in there Donkey good man yourself". So Donley goes up to the bar and says "a p-p-p-p-pppint for himself and I'll h-h-h-have a j–j-j-j-juice p-p-p-p-ppppplease"

The barman is pouring the drinks and after checking Mick is still in the bog he leans over and says to Donkey "I hope you don't mind me saying but I think it's awful how he calls you Donkey like that".

To which Donkey replies "t-t-t-thanks, but he aw, he aw, he aw, he always calls me that!".

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