Two boys are at recess and one of the boys pants fall down and his friend points and says "What's that?"
Other boys says "I don't know I'll ask my mom." The boy goes inside and asks his mom what it was and she says "A car, honey" The boy accepts this answer and goes back outside.
Once again the boys pants falls down and his friend again points and asks "What's that?!"
And again the other boy says "I don't know I'll ask my mom." In the kitchen the boy asks his mom what it was and she says "It's the car's two back tires, honey."
An hour later the boy comes out of the bathroom his mouth all bloody and his mother screams and asks "What happened?!"
"The car started to go so I bit of its two back tires!"
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