Today is a fine day

by admin on April 17, 2014

Husband to wife: "Today is a fine day".

Next day he says again: "Today is a fine day".

Again next day, he says same thing: "Darling, isn't it a fine day today".

Finally after a week, the wife can't take it anymore and asks him "why the hell have you been telling me 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?"

Husband: "Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you." 

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