The Terrible Farmer

by admin on May 18, 2014

There was once a farmer who was resented by his animals for his lethargy. Yet, because he was a human, he was entitled to preside over the livestock with eminent domain. It came to a point where he was no longer milking his cow, which soon began to moo incessantly in pain from being bloated. The farmer had no choice but to attend to the cow, however in his carelessness he forget to lubricate the cow's teats with vasaline. The cow, incredulous of the farmers incompetence, thought, "This is an udder joke."

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