The Sex Therapist

by admin on July 28, 2014

Bill and Mary were having a tough time with their marriage, so Mary asked her best friend Tina for some advice.

"You should see a sex therapist!" she said. "When Fred and I started having difficulties, we went and saw this wonderful doctor. He told us to go out and buy a pack of donuts and a bag of grapes. Every donut I threw around Fred's penis, I had to remove with my mouth, and for every grape he managed to land inside me, he had to remove it with his tongue. Our sex life has been amazing ever since!"

Mary thought that sounded like a great idea, so she booked in for an appointment. When she arrived at the doctors office with her husband, the nurse instructed them both to strip down, lie on the bed, and wait for the doctor to arrive.

After a few minutes, the Sex Therapist walks in. He looks them up and down for a long time, and finally exclaims "I'm so sorry, I can't help you. There is nothing I can do."

"But doctor!" Mary cries, "You helped my good friends, Fred and Tina! Can't you just give us the same advice?"

The doctor thinks for a minute.

"Okay" he says, "On your way home, I want you to buy a tube of lifesavers and a coconut"

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