The old lady who can guess your age

by admin on August 5, 2014

An elderly woman who lived in a nursing home approaches an elderly man and tells him, "I bet I can guess your age." He tells her to go for it.

She says, "okay, but I need to stick my hand down your pants and feel it." Unsure about her method, he's intrigued and allows her to do so.

She reaches into his pants and fondles him for a few moments. She then tells him, "you're 87!"

Amazed, he says, "That's incredible! How did you do know?"

She replies, "you told me yesterday."

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