A boy goes up to his father one day and asks "Dad, what's the difference between 'theory' and 'reality'?"
Dad thinks for a second and says "Go upstairs right now and ask your mother and your sister if they'd have sex with a complete stranger for a million dollars." The boy goes upstairs, and comes back down a few minutes later with a look of surprise.
"They both said yes!"
"Well son," says Dad, "in theory we're sitting on two million dollars. In reality we're just living with a couple of whores."
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