Two friends, Matt and Tyler, were on a hike together through the woods. After a silent period, Matt broke the silence and said, "Let's split up here and hike alone for one day. It will be a chance to reflect and we might each find something really cool! We can meet back here this time tomorrow, it could be fun!" Tyler agreed and they split up and went their separate ways. The next day, sure enough, the friends returned as planned. They began to tell each other about what they had found on their separate journeys. "It was so great!" said Matt. "I found a private lake with no one there and I swam for hours, the water was perfect! I made a bed of pine needles and fell asleep watching the stars! What did you find Tyler?" he asked. It was obvious that Tyler could hardly contain his excitement. "DUDE! It was awesome," Tyler said, "I hiked until I found an old railroad track. I began following the track and you wouldn't believe it but I found a damsel tied up on the tracks bro!!! A damsel in distress, just like in the movies! I untied her and we made love all night long until I fell asleep beside her, it was incredible!" "Holy shit!" Matt replied. "So since you two had sex, I have to ask, did you get any head from her??!" Tyler shrugged and said, "I couldn't find her head".
Hope you enjoyed it you silly clowns!
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