The British, the French, and the Irish

The British wanted to find out why the head of a mans penis was larger then the shaft. So, they spent about $150 million and a month to conduct their tests. They concluded that it was to give the male more pleasure during sex. The French where not satisfied with their findings, so they spent about $250 million and two months for testing. They concluded that it was to give woman more pleasure during sex. The Irish where not satisfied with these findings. So with a budget of about $75.86, two weeks, and a lot of beer, they concluded that it was to stop your hand from smacking yourself in the forehead. Stolen from U/Killerwarpig22