The blonde and the mailman

by admin on August 1, 2014

A blonde is sitting at home one morning when the elderly mailman comes to the door.

"I hear you're retiring," she says.

"Yes, ma'am. I'm turning 65, so it's time for me to enjoy my golden years."

"I see," says the blonde. "Well… would you like to come upstairs with me?"

So she takes him up to her bedroom where she spends an hour making passionate love to him. When they're done, she gets her purse, hands him a dollar, wishes him a happy retirement, and sends him on his way.

That afternoon she's having coffee with a friend, and she mentions how she spent her morning.

Her friend is aghast. "Why in the world would you do something like that?"

"It was my husband's idea."

"Your husband's???"

"Yeah. I told him the mailman was retiring and asked if he thought we should do anything special for him. He said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar'."

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