<!– SC_OFF –><div class="md"><p>Her mom's like, "What the shit? How'd you get all knocked up like this? Who's the dad?"</p> <p>And she's like, "Mom, you've got it all wrong, it's a school project about the miracle of life!"</p> <p>Mom's like, "Bitch you betta tell me who that bump's father is!"</p> <p>The daughter just cries and is all like, "I don't know, mom! It was a group project!"</p> </div><!– SC_ON –> submitted by
So this girl comes home pregnant.
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