So Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing

by admin on March 22, 2014

The first to play is Jesus. After his swing, the ball land in the lake. He runs towards it, walk on the water and grab the ball. Then it's the turn of Moses. Bad luck, the same thing happens to him. He walks to the lake, spread the water into two parts and grab the ball on the dry ground. Finaly, it's time for the old man to play. His ball lands on the top of a tree. Instead of getting the ball, he just waits. After a few minutes, a squirrel hiding in the tree takes the ball and go down. Then a wolf attacks the squirrel, kills it and eats it. He goes further and ends up vomitting the ball, which is then taken by an eagle. The eagle goes even further, but a hunter shoots it down. The ball falls down and lands exactly in the golf hole. It's hole-in-one and the old man wins. Moses looks at Jesus and says: "I hate playing with your dad."

Sorry if it's a bit long, but I really like that one. Also sorry for my writing, I'm not native English.

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