Redneck niece wants a new dress.

by admin on March 29, 2014

"Uncle Billy-Bob, can you give me the money to buy a new dress?"

"Sure honey, but you are going to have to suck my dick first."

"Aww, Uncle Billy-Bob, your dick tastes like shit."

"Yea, well, your brother wanted to borrow the car."

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