Obama calls Putin.

by admin on March 12, 2014

Obama calls Putin. Vladimir Vladimirovich however switched on his answering machine. When Obama called again he got the following pre-recorded message: – Hello. You have called the direct line of the president of Russia – Vladimir Putin. I am currently away from the phone and unable to take your call.
If you want to surrender, please press 1 now. If you want to threaten me with sanctions, please press 2 now. If you want to discuss the current situation in Crimea, please press 3 now. Please note that all numbers, except for 1, also activate intercontinental Topol-M nuclear missiles. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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