One day Jesus is out playing golf and comes to a hole with a water hazard. He has the option of hitting the ball over the water to the green in one stroke or going around the water in two. Jesus tees up and hits his first ball into the water. He tees up again and hits his second into the water as well. After his third and final ball lands in the water yet again, Jesus gets frustrated and walks out onto the lake to retrieve the balls.
Two golfers standing on another green see the man walking on the lake, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" remarks one golfer. "He is Jesus Christ," says the other, "He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
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