I’d been looking for an opportunity to impress my new boss, so I jumped at the chance when he asked if I’d had a good weekend.

by admin on April 12, 2014

"It was very productive," I said. "I taught our Bobby how to ride a bike."

"That's great," he smiled. "How old is he?"

"Ten years old," I replied.

"Oh, well that's not actually impressive at all," he sneered, walking off.

Fucker. They must have smarter dogs where he comes from.

submitted by paula_sutton
[link] [comment]

{ 0 comments… add one now }

Leave a Comment

You can use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>


Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 268435456 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 72 bytes) in /home/yoaca/public_html/wp-includes/taxonomy.php on line 1650