I was having some trouble with a plumbing problems recently that had rendered my bathroom sink’s pipes unusable….

…So I went out to find help. I went to this weird market in town and there was a stall that was selling a Ouija board. The person I'd bought it from was rather an odd fellow. His hut that he had set up shop was made of bricks, and where there wasn't bricks there was green. He also had a thick, well-groomed moustache that pointed upwards slightly and wore blue overalls and a red shirt. Very weird guy.

Anyway, when I got home I decided I'd use the Ouija board after a big, hearty Italian dinner. After my meal, when it was dark enough, I lit some candles and called out for a plumber to fix my pipes. After that I summoned my ghost.

"Spirit!" I yelled. "Identify yourself!"

The planchette started glowing green and it started to move! It spelt out:

I-T-S-A-M-E-L-U-I-G-I

Then it hit me.

I didn't buy an Ouija board.

I'd bought a Luigi board.