How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? (A classic)

by admin on December 22, 2014

11.

  • One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination

  • One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination

  • One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"

  • One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic

  • One to blame men for not changing the bulb

  • One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it

  • One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs

  • One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs

  • One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians

  • One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men

  • One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

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