So this one actually happened to me today: I was in German class, and the the teacher asked all of us "Was macht du in deiner Freizeit?" which means "What do you like to do in your free time?". When she asked me, I said " In meiner Freizeit Ich Drogen verkaufen" and she asked if I was joking and I said "Yes, I'm joking, I don't sell drugs in my free time I sell drugs all the time" and that's how I ended up in the principals.
This one didn't happen to me, I made it up: I'm going to introduce myself to the class, and the teacher asked where my parents work. Teacher: Where does your mom work? Me: Well she sells drugs Teacher: Haha now the truth. Me: For real, she helps people feel better, have a good time Teacher: And she let's you talk about this? Me: Sure why not? Teacher: But it's illegal! Me: My mom works at Walgreen's
I know they suck but they're my first contribution to this subreddit so gimme a break
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