An Irishman walks into a therapists office…

by admin on April 4, 2014

Therapist: "So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Andrews?"

Mr. Andrews: "I feel guilty. I start drinkin' at noon 'til the missus comes 'ome, then she berates me for drinkin' all day instead of findin' work. We argue for a while 'til I'm fed up an' head down to the pub with the lads to get away from 'er. I'll 'ave some pints, throw some darts, an' play some pool until the pub closes, stumble home, listen to 'er bitch for a while until I pass out. I wake up the next day at noon when she's gone, and start it all o'er again."

Therapist: "Well, Mr. Andrews, I have full confidence that we can get your drinking problem under control."

Mr. Andrews: "Drinkin' problem? Don't be daft! I want to stop feelin' guilty, ya twit!"

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