A piano player gets a job at a swanky restaurant…

by admin on April 28, 2014

He's very good, and writes all his own material. But he gives all his songs dirty names. At the end of every song he tells his audience the songs name, which management doesn't like. They tell him, "We love having you hear, but you have to stop calling out the song names". The piano player is cool with it, and everyone profits. One night, the piano player gets up and goes to the bathroom. When he comes back the entire restaurant goes into a hush. A man walks up to the piano player and says, "Sir, do you know your penis is hanging out of your pants?". The piano player replies with, "Know it, I wrote it!"

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