A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

by admin on August 9, 2014

The following exchange takes place…

Man: "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone."

Man: "No sir. I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh. Harry. You were going 80."

The man gives the wife a dirty look.

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

The man gives his wife a dirty look.

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just look it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man: "Shut your mouth, OK!"

Officer: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time."

Wife: "No, only when he's been ranting against the police."

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