A man was talking down a street when he saw another man with a giant peach as his head.

by admin on August 11, 2014

He walked up to him and asked, "why is your head a giant peach?"

The man replied, "funny story actually. So just now a genie came up to me and me granted three wishes. For the first wish I asked for a million dollar. Then a man came and dropped a suitcase with a million dollar cash in it. For the second second wish, I asked for the most beautiful wife in the world, and Scarlett Johansson came and we got married. And for the third wish… I asked for a giant peach as my head."

  • Matthew Perry.

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