A man walks into a bar with a giant microphone.
Bartender asks, "Why's it so big?"
"It's God's Microphone. I'll show you"
He brushed off a thick layer of dust and declares,
"Go fuck yourself."
The voice boomed over the noise of the bar.
After a moment a nervous priest covered in sweat runs into the bar.
"Did you hear that?" asked the bartender.
The priest grabs a patrons drink and downs it,
"Fuck yeah I did, but that's nothing compared to what the nuns are doing!"
Tagline:
(Bartender: "Well what are you so upset about, that sounds great!"
The priest nods, "Yeah, but did he have to tell the choir boys?")
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