A man walks into a bar with a gigantic microphone.

by admin on March 17, 2014

A man walks into a bar with a giant microphone.

Bartender asks, "Why's it so big?"

"It's God's Microphone. I'll show you"

He brushed off a thick layer of dust and declares,

"Go fuck yourself."

The voice boomed over the noise of the bar.

After a moment a nervous priest covered in sweat runs into the bar.

"Did you hear that?" asked the bartender.

The priest grabs a patrons drink and downs it,

"Fuck yeah I did, but that's nothing compared to what the nuns are doing!"


(Bartender: "Well what are you so upset about, that sounds great!"

The priest nods, "Yeah, but did he have to tell the choir boys?")

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