A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of cash sitting on the bar…

by admin on July 6, 2014

So, a man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of cash, TONS of cash. He goes up to the bartender and says "What's the jar of cash for?"

The bartender replies "There's a horse out in the back room, and nobody can make him laugh. Put some money in, and if you can make him laugh, you get the jar."

The man nods, puts some cash in the jar, and goes off to the back room. He comes out a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse just cracking up, laughing so hard.

The bartender stood there in shock, and the man grabbed the jar of cash and left.

A few weeks pass by, and the man goes back into the bar and sees an ever larger jar of cash, stuffed and filled to the brim with cash, more than ever.

The man asks the bartender again "What's the jar of cash for this time?"

The bartender replies, "Last time it was to the person who could make the horse laugh, now whoever can make the horse cry gets it. Once again, NOBODY has been able to get him to do anything."

The man once again puts cash in the jar, and walks to the back room.

He comes back out a few minutes later and the bartender and everyone else can hear the horse SOBBING in the back.

The man goes to take the jar of cash, and as he's leaving, the bartender says "HEY, WAIT."

The man turns around and to look at him and the bartender asked asked "How did you get the horse to laugh, and how did you get him to cry, when no one else could?"

The man smirked and said "Well, a few weeks ago, you asked me to make the horse laugh, so I told him I had a bigger cock than he did, and he laughed. This time you asked me to make him cry. So I showed him mine and proved him wrong."

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