A man shows up at a farmer’s barn…

by admin on August 10, 2014

The man asks if he can stay at the barn for the night, because he has nowhere to go. The farmer agrees, and the man sleeps in the barn.

The next day, the man tells the farmer that he has the unique ability to understand animals. The farmer is amazed, and asks what his animals said.

Man: “First, I talked to the cows. They said you are a great farmer and they love being here”.

Farmer: “That's great!”

Man: “Then I talked to the pigs, and they said the same thing”.

Farmer: “Even better!”

Man: “And then I talked to the sheep…”

Farmer: “The sheep are fucking lying”.

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