A little boy answered a knock at the door…

by admin on May 18, 2014

A little boy answered a knock at the door to find a well-dressed woman.

"Is your mother home?" she asked, politely.

"Uh uh," he said.

"Okay," she said, put off by his lack of manners. "Is your father home?"

"Nope. He done gone to work and he ain't gonna be back 'til after dinner."

"Young man," she said sternly. "Where's is your grammar?"

"She's in the kitchen… Bakin' cookies."

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