A father and pre-pubescent son are fishing on a trip, when the father takes out a 6 pack of beer… Son: Hey dad, can I have a beer? Dad: Can yer dick touch yer ass? Son: …no? Dad: Then ya can't have a beer
Later the same day, the dad takes out a package of cigarettes. Son: Hey dad, can I have a cigarette? Dad: Can yer dick touch yer ass? Son: …no? Dad: Then ya can't have a cig.
Near the end of the trip, the son takes out a bag of cookies from his pocket… Dad: Whoa, hey son. Can I have one of those cookies? Son: Can your dick touch your ass? Dad: Hell yeah it can! Son: Well then you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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