A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram

by admin on March 13, 2014

A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram. The guy behind the counter asks him,

"What do you want it to say?"

"WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF"

The telegram guy says,

"I see you only have 9 woofs there. If you didn't know, anything up to 10 words is the same price! Would you like me to add an extra 'WOOF' on there for you?"

The dog looks at him, confused, and says,

"But then it wouldn't make any sense!"

  • Norm McDonald

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