A Confession

by admin on August 13, 2014

A priest instructs his student on how to handle confessions. They both enter the confession booth and the priest says to his student to watch what he is doing.

A woman enters the confession booth and says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned"

"What is your sin?" the priest asks

"I have cheated on my husband"

"How long have you been cheating on him?"

"For about 3 months"

"You should light 10 candles and pray for 10 days, and your sins will be forgiven" the priest instructs her and the woman leaves.

After 10 minutes another woman enters and says: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

"What is your sin?" he asks her

"I have been cheating on my husband for half a year"

"You should light 20 candles and pray for 20 days, and your sins will be forgiven" he says and the woman leaves.

After those two confessions the priest decides to let his student try to handle it by himself and leaves the booth.

Another woman enters and says: "I have been cheating on my husband and I want forgiveness"

The student asks: "How long have you been cheating on him?"

"For about 5 months"

The woman then hears someone writing in a notebook and after about two minutes the student says: "Eh… Can you cheat on him for another month so I could get round numbers?"

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