A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all stuck on an island with cannibals

by admin on May 24, 2015

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "if you do what we say, we wont kill you". so the 3 girls followed the orders the cannibals.

So the cannibals said, "go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of the first fruit you see".

So the redhead came back out of the forest with 10 apples. the cannibals said, "put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression". The redhead made a facial expression after the second apple, so the cannibals killed her.

Then the brunette came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. the cannibals said, "put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression". One by one she started putting the cherries up her ass. She then started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed her.

In heaven, the redhead asked the brunette "why did you start laughing? You almost made it". The brunette replied, "i saw the blonde come out with pineapples."

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