When is a door not a door?

by admin on July 31, 2015

When it's ajar. Now get in the car. We're late.

Also, instead of saying "yes" or "no", my dad would say "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?" and "Does a snake have armpits?"

If I was standing in between him and the nearest Bruins game, I'd here: "Hey Kleeb, you're a better door than a window, even though you're a pain."

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