My dad loves to tell the corniest jokes he can think of, but at dinner today he outdid himself.
There was a garlic & wine season to go in the soup we were eating, I tasted it and said
"Oh wow, very garlicy. Not very winey though."
To which he responded be grabbing the seasoning, opening up the large side, using it as a mouth and saying
"Can we get out of here? I'm sory bored. Ugh nothing is working. This dumb." He then said
"Are you sure? I think it's pretty whiney."
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