1.Yo mama so fat, when she sat on her iPhone she turned it into a iPad. 2.Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number" 3.Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live. 4.Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was fallin" 5.Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
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