-How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
-Open the door and put him in.
-Now, how do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
-Open the door, take out the elephant and put him in.
-So the king of all the animals called a meeting that all animals must attend. But one didn't show, which one was it?
-The giraffe because he's still in the refrigerator.
-Now your trying to get to the castle because you have to save the damsel in distress. But it's surrounded by a moat that has many many crocodiles that live in and the gate is up. How do you get across?
-Swim through because all the crocodiles are the meeting of the animals!
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