So a man is in a monastery…

by admin on March 8, 2014

and he hears a strange noise coming from a door. So he asks one of the monks what the noise is. The monk says, "Well I can't tell you because you're not a monk." So the man asks if he can become a monk. The other monk says he can and says that to find out what the noise is, he has to go through the door.

So the man walks over to the door, but it's locked, so he goes back and gets the key and goes through the door, but there's another door behind it that's also locked, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes through the first door, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door, and then he goes through the second door, and then there's another door behind the second door that's also locked, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the second door, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes back through the first door, and the he opens the second door and realizes he's forgotten the key for the third door, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, and through the third door and sees a lake that he can't swim across, so he goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and asks one of the monks if there's any way to cross the lake, so the monk gives him a scuba tank, but then he realizes that he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door and realizes he's forgotten the key for the second door, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes through the first door, through the second door, and then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the third door, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, and realizes he's forgotten the scuba tank so he goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the scuba tank and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, swims across the lake, and finds a fourth locked door, so he swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the fourth door, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door and realizes he's forgotten the key for the second door, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes through the first door, through the second door, and then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the third door, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, and realizes he's forgotten the scuba tank so he goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the scuba tank and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, swims across the lake, opens the fourth door, and finds himself in a massive desert, but he doesn't have any water, so he goes back through the fourth door, swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the first door, gets the water, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door and realizes he's forgotten the key for the second door, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes through the first door, through the second door, and then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the third door, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, and realizes he's forgotten the scuba tank so he goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the scuba tank and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, swims across the lake, and realizes he's forgotten the key for the fourth door, so he swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the fourth door and goes back through the first door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the third door, swims across the lake, goes back through the fourth door, and treks for eight days and eight nights across the desert and comes to a fifth door, but it's locked, so he treks for eight days and eight nights back across the desert, goes back through the fourth door, swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the first door, and gets the key for the fifth door, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door and realizes he's forgotten the key for the second door, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes through the first door, through the second door, and then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the third door, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, and realizes he's forgotten the scuba tank so he goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the scuba tank and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, swims across the lake, and realizes he's forgotten the key for the fourth door, so he swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the fourth door and goes back through the first door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the third door, swims across the lake, goes back through the fourth door, and treks for eight days and eight nights across the desert and opens the fifth door and is faced with an endless tundra, but he doesn't have a coat, so he goes back through the fifth door and treks for eight days and eight nights across the desert, goes back through the fourth door, swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the first door, gets his coat, but then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the first door, so he goes back and gets the key for the first door, and then he goes through the first door and realizes he's forgotten the key for the second door, so he goes back through the first door and gets the key for the second door and goes through the first door, through the second door, and then he realizes he's forgotten the key for the third door, so he goes back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the third door and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, and realizes he's forgotten the scuba tank so he goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the scuba tank and goes back through the first door, back through the second door, back through the third door, swims across the lake, and realizes he's forgotten the key for the fourth door, so he swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, back through the second door, back through the first door, and gets the key for the fourth door and goes back through the first door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the third door, swims across the lake, goes back through the fourth door, and treks for eight days and eight nights across the desert, goes back through the fifth door, and treks for seven days and seven nights across the tundra, and finds a sixth door, but it's locked, so he treks for seven days and seven nights back across the tundra, goes back through the fifth door, treks for eight days and eight nights back across the desert, goes back through the fourth door, swims back across the lake, goes back through the third door, goes back through the second door, goes back through the first door and gets the key for the sixth door,

(continued in comments, almost breaking the character limit)

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